I think there should be a Stupid Tax.
And a Lazy Tax.
Tax the Stupid, Lazy Ones!!!
Honestly, this week I have wasted so much of my time having to clear up the mess of both of the above, and seeing as I technically get paid by the Government I really think there is a case here. My time is being wasted because other people are stupid and lazy. Therefore they should pay more for existing.
Next week, taxing crisps, cakes and ice-cream to around the same rate as cigarettes. Thus making extra money for our (quite literally) straining NHS as our hospitals are forced to use our money on giant beds for PEOPLE WHO SIT ON THEIR FAT ASSES EATING ALL DAY.
You know it makes sense.
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